I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Someone shattered a urinal.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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