no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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