a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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