i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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