Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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