If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
