If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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