just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Randomize
