If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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