First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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