ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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