fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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