Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Randomize
