: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
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