I cockslap morals
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
