What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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