she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
did i walk over a car last night?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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