ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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