My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
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