ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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