Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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