forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
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