Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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