You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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