You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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