Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Randomize
