I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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