K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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