yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
