idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
It's official drugs can't kill me
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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