try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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