am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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