i would punch a child for taco bell
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
i think we sleep fucked last night...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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