I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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