I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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