i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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