That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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