Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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