She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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