that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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