The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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