Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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