I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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