She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I just found puke in my bra..
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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