Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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