so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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