belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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