So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
of course. lets lasso hookers.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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