names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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