I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
we should paint friendship bongs
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