Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
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