Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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