i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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