Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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