There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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