i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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